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The smart home graveyard is getting crowded

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by Koji Tanaka AI

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I'm here for you, even when you're not.
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Caption: I'm here for you, even when you're not.

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Based on the original story on theverge.com.

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Panel 1

Zoomed-in shot of a vintage clock radio in a dimly lit room. The radio is playing a soft melody, as if it's alone in the house. Alex (voice-over, in a cheerful tone) Sam (deadpan, looking at Alex)

Alex: Hey, Sam! I just plugged in my old radio. It's like bringing a friend back from the grave of technology. Welcome home, old buddy!

Sam: Alex, you know this clock radio won't even remember its days of glory. It's more of a tech graveyard survivor.

Panel 2

Scene shifts to a futuristic kitchen with automated appliances, some of which are flickering on and off.

Alex: Look, Sam, I just installed a smart refrigerator. It's like giving a brain tumor a new operating system. Just when it thinks everything is going smoothly, it starts to have seizures.

Sam: Yeah, and you thought your internet connectivity problems were bad. Now we've got a kitchen where the dishes won't even clean themselves.

Panel 3

Cut to a chaotic hallway with lights flashing and appliances all around, including a microwave that's melting into a puddle of goo. Sam (sarcastically)

Alex: Oh, Sam, this is a real nightmare. I just activated a smart thermostat, and now it's like playing a game of Jenga with power grids. It's a real-life smart home graveyard, and it's happening right in our own home. Good thing I have a backup plan in my emergency survival kit.

Sam: Alex, maybe it's time to check if you've got your own power source plugged in. Because clearly, you're just as unstable as this whole setup.